These Wallets Play Multiple Kick-Ass Funny Sounds When Opened!
- 8 Styles To Choose From
- Made From Tough Recyclable Tyvek
- Superior Protection from Punctures, Tears and Moisture
- Each Wallet Plays Various Sounds Each Time It’s Opened
- On/Off Switch via Tyvek Strip Which Blocks Light Sensor
- Replaceable Battery Lasts For Thousands Of Opens
Everyone wants a cool wallet, and finally you can have a wallet that sets yours apart from ANY other wallet out there! How? Because these are Sonic Wallets! Sonic Wallets are the first of their kind, that not only look awesome, but they also play unique sound effects each time they’re opened when the internal light sensor is activated!
Made From Insanely Tough Tyvek
These are BUILT TOUGH. Made from Tyvek, the same hazard suit material that Walter White wears when protecting himself from those dangerous chemicals he likes ever so much to play with. Aside from that, this superior material is completely resistant from tears, punctures and moisture. Try to rip it with your bear hands, we bet you can’t, not even if you’re the Hulk. Go ahead and try. We dare you. We double dare you.
8 Hilarious and Clever Styles To Choose From
American Flag Sonic Wallet:Celebrate the true colors of America: Red, White, Blue and GREEN! This American Flag Wallet plays “Stars and Stripes Forever” and “The Star Spangled Banner when you open it! The perfect way to show the world what a patriot you are!
Baseball Sonic Wallet: . I think we all remember when baseball became huge back in the late 1800’s. Baseball used to mean America, and America used to mean baseball. Relive the good ol’ days with this old-time looking wallet which plays all the classic baseball sounds you know and love every time you open it!
Buddha Sonic Wallet: . Buddha taught his student to follow dhamma-vinaya which means no sex, be ethical and intelligent. Needless to say there aren’t many Buddhists around anymore. Each time you open this enlightened wallet you will hear one of four different chants and meditative sounds.
Drum Machine Sonic Wallet: A Drum Machine is an electronic musical instrument designed to mimic the noises drums or other percussion instruments make. Celebrate this musical lifesaver with this classic looking Drum Machine Wallet which plays one of five different beats when you open it.
Jesus Sonic Wallet: This holy wallet keeps you cash in a safe-haven, protected by the great bearded one himself! Every time you open your blessed wallet you will literary hear the noises of harps and angles singing, celebrating both your purchase and our lord and savior.
Moolah Sonic Wallet: This wallet is cleverly designed to look like a cow and the inside shows a couple of cows covered in bling! Each time you open it those cows will say “moo-lah” in different ways.
The Scream Sonic Wallet: Celebrate Edvard Munch’s most well-known work, “The Scream,” the way he would want us to remember it! Every time you open the wallet you’ll hear a different scream! This definitely won’t annoy people!
Shakespeare Insult Sonic Wallet: If there’s one thing you learn after reading the works of famous literary authors, it’s that nobody can come up with insults like the Bard. Each time you open your wallet it’ll play one of seven of Shakespeare’s greatest insults for all to hear, including such lines as “Though art a boil, a plague sore!”
Classic Sci-Fi Wallet:
Sci-Fi fans rejoice, you finally have a way of expressing your love for the most inspired genre. Your love for futuristic science and technology, space travel, parallel universes and extraterrestrial life is finally going to shine through in everyday life. Who knows? Maybe when you take this wallet out to pay for something, somebody hears the variety of space sounds that it makes and realizes they have found a fellow sci-fi lover! Maybe you become lovers? Who knows? Anything can happen in this random universe.
Are you a fan of photography? Do you love taking pictures wherever you go? There is nothing more satisfying than the sound of a camera going off. It signifies that after all the careful preparation of the light, the shading, the colors, the angle, the location, you finally created the work of art you had intended to. As soon as that sound effect is heard, you have the instant giddiness of getting to check out your work. This wallet will allow you to do that every time that you buy something.
Monty Python Wallet:
Ask any comedian or comedy fan what the best comedy sketch show of all time is. Some might say “SNL” but anybody who knows a lot about comedy will tell you that all the sketch shows are influenced by “Monty Python’s Flying Circus.” The pure absurdity that John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam and the rest brought to the world was just what it needed. This show is endlessly quotable and a must see for anybody who considers themselves a true comedy buff. This wallet is the perfect conglomeration of all of their greatest quotes. You’ll never be without one to throw out there.
Day Of The Dead Wallet:
The Day Of The Dead is a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico and around the world in other cultures. The holiday focuses on gatherings of family and friends to pray for and remember friends and family members who have died. This may sound like a grim affair but it’s not. It is not a mourning holiday, it’s a remembrance holiday that celebrates the lives of those who have moved on from this world. This wallet is the perfect way to remember and pay respect to all of your fallen comrades.