Automatic Nose Picker 3000

Fandom Planet

40 In stock

$12.95
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Get All The Green Out Of Your Nose With This Automatic Nose Picking Machine!

Your nose spends all day collecting dirt and debris that turns into boogers. Nobody wants to pick their nose but sometimes blowing just isn’t good enough. Some boogers might as well be cement on the side of your nostril and there is a point where excavation becomes necessary. There isn’t a person on Earth that finds fingers covered in snot and boogers attractive, so save your finger the trouble and use this nose picking machine! The Automatic Nose Picker 3000 is here to help you breathe easy again!

Your Nostrils Will Feel Like New

Breathe deep and enjoy your day again. There is nothing that will turn your mood sour quicker than a cold. Sniffing all day through a raw, stuffed up nose is enough to turn anybody into a grouch. Save your mood, your day, your health and your happiness with an Automatic Nose Picker 3000, you will feel a million times better!

  • Pick your nose and get it all
  • Hit the button and the finger spins!
  • Breathe easy again
  • Not recommended for public settings
  • Color: Green

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Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the 'Complete Orders' link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.

Shipping

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

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