Avenging Unicorn Playset

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$18.95
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  • Not your little sister's unicorn
  • A legendary beast out for blood and ready to put that horn to good work
  • Comes with ready-to-gore banker, mime, and hipster figurines
  • It's the little victories that make life worth living

If Unicorns Were Real, This is How We Would All Want Them to Be

If unicorns were the sunshine and happiness bearing cutesy animals of the imaginations of little sisters everywhere, yeah, maybe we're just fine without them. An Avenging Unicorn, though? Sign me up for that world. The Avenging Unicorn does what you can't (according to the law, at least) – deal out justice to those most desperately in need of it. After all, why do the cutesy unicorns even have that horn? They never put it to good use. Ours does.

Get the Justice That the Real World Denies You

Bankers. Mimes. Hipsters. The world cries out for an iron hand to deal with such social ills, yet none rises. But wait! An iron horn appears on the horizon. The Avenging Unicorn comes with three figurines – a banker, a hipster, and a mime – ready to be impaled by the great ivory horn of unwavering righteousness. And here you thought you would never buy anything coming in a box that has the words 'unicorn' and 'playset' on the front.

A Unicorn for the Rest of Us

It's what we've all been waiting for, right? Not something just for little girls. Not something for the rich, the inexplicably silent, or the insufferably smug. A unicorn for all of us. The people's unicorn, administering the people's justice. That's a slogan I can get behind. Clearly, there's only one logical endpoint to this. Avenging Unicorn for president in 2016. I mean, come on, do you have a better idea?

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Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the 'Complete Orders' link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.

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