Bacon Scented Mustache

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12 In stock

$7.95
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Features:

  • - A synthetic mustache with the sweet scent of bacon coated on its hairs.
  • - Find that inner strength with the ever-present promise of bacon!
  • - Wearers have been noted to exhibit a pronounced spring in their step.
  • - Follow your nose to glory and success, all in the name of bacon.

 

Meat and Mustachio, Joined Together for the First Time!

If you recall your most recent excursion to your local diner for good times and breakfast food, you may gladly remember the bittersweet aftermath. While your food may have been finished, digesting away within your belly, a small trace of it remained, caught in the hairs of your mustache. The smell lingered, and that alone was enough to put a smile on your face.

New “Extra Manly” Feature Allows for Epic Displays of Testosterone!

If you have experienced this phenomenon before, now you can recreate it all day, every day, with the Bacon Scented Mustache! This synthetic mustache was designed to offer the smell of bacon without the bacon itself. While nothing can replace the real thing, the Bacon Scented Mustache comes close. Think of the hours of enjoyment you will have, going about your business, with the scent of bacon ever-present beneath your nose!

A Veritable Well of Smiles and Manly Cheer Right Under Your Nose!

With the Bacon Scented Mustache, you will find the courage and motivation you need to get through your day. You would be surprised to learn what can be accomplished with the pervasive promise of bacon offering a guiding hand! A mustache replacement that would make even Ron Swanson consider shaving his own. For the already mustache-endowed, shaving your pride is a small sacrifice to make when offered the unfaltering scent of bacon. With time, patience, and a little bit of spirit gum, the Bacon Scented Mustache will make for a delightful companion on the road to glory and good eating.

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