Bacon Stocking

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  • - Felt Stocking With Bacon Designs
  • - Funny Christmas decoration
  • - Roast some bacon over the fireplace
  • - Color: red/white
  • - Size: 16 inches


Bacon Stockings Smell Like Christmas Morning Breakfast

Who doesn’t love bacon? It has a smell and taste that is literally all it’s own, nothing tastes like it. It is a staple on every plate of Christmas breakfast. Bacon doesn’t need to be sold, it is universally beloved, this is why it makes sense to put it on absolutely everything! Including your christmas stockings. Nothing is better than bacon over a fire anyway. Make your Christmas smell a little better

Great Gift For Any Meat Lover

Do you know any strict carnivores? The kind of person that looks at a piece of lettuce like it might burn them if they touch it? Bacon Stockings are the gift for these people. The thing about people who hate vegetables is that they like to hate them loudly. They love to disparage and degrade it like it was made by the devil himself. The tasteless awfulness needs to be fought with love for pure salty meat. The fanatics are sure to love this gift.

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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

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