Beer Monster Bottle Opener

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Beers won’t stand a chance against the terrifying Beer Monster!

At first glance this monster may appear cute, sort of a cross between Mike Wazowski and an orange. But if you look closely you’ll see this little monster packs quite the bite! With one twist of his head, the Beer Monster has the ability to take the top off any can or beer bottle. Kind of like how Ron Jeremy is with the ladies. The Beer Monster is fearless and will conquer any beer in his path. Beers will soon bow before the Beer Monster, for they are surely his slave.

Open your drinks with the monster of all beer openers!

Just as citizens of Tokyo fear Godzilla, beers will soon learn to fear the Beer Monster. Although beers may fear his presence, you should welcome it. There is no better or more fun way to open a beer, and we’ve tried them all. So try the beer monster today and we know you’ll love the results! A must have for beer lovers everywhere AKA a must have for everyone.

  • - Opens Can and Bottles!
  • - Measures 3.75 inches tall x 3 inches wide
  • - Materials: Plastic with Metal “Teeth”
  • - Color: Orange

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