Biohazard Toilet Paper

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CAUTION: Your Toilet Has Been Declared A Biohazard.

Well, get your biohazard suits on, because Raccoon City has come to your bathroom. That’s right, your toilet is exuding catastrophic amounts of radioactivity. We need to quarantine the surrounding area, treat any possible infected, and see to it that this threat is contained and neutralized. Excuse me, but perhaps we didn’t hear you correctly. You said that YOU made this? THIS came out of YOUR butt?! Good Lord. This is one for the books. Well, you’re in luck, because we have just the thing to contain the spread of this mess. This is the Biohazard Toilet Paper roll. It works just like any other roll of toilet paper, only that it guards against outbreak and infection. And given what we’ve found in your toilet, we probably came in the nick of time.

We Need To Quarantine The Area Immediately!

Take the toilet paper and wrap it around your bathroom door. It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t match your house’s décor, we have to make sure that there is no possible outbreak! Your friends and guests should take note of the caution warning and stay far, far away. This is your fault, pal, and you need to take responsibility. Wipe with this the Biohazard Toilet Paper, and you just might be able to neutralize the radioactive threat. So please, for the love of God, stop wiping with that normal toilet paper and guard yourself and the city with the Biohazard Toilet Paper!

  • A roll of toilet paper that looks like biohazard caution tape!
  • Great for getting rid of radioactive waste and other toxic materials!
  • Wipe with ease as the biohazard toilet paper protects your hands against infection!
  • You never know what sort of outbreak may occur...


  • One roll of toilet paper.
  • .14 oz.
  • 9 x 9 x 11 cm.

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