Diamond Ring Bottle Opener

Fandom Planet

4 In stock

$9.95
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Features:

  • - Damn Girl! Let me see that rock!
  • - Possibly the meanest prank ever
  • - Shine bright like a diamond
  • - Crack a brew in style
  • - Great Wedding Goodie Bag Stuffer
  • - Great for bars

 

Shine Bright Like A Diamond

This bottle opener is a fantastic and funny gift for anybody that owns a bar or is a big fan of beer. If you have a lady friend who claims to be a “beer girl” if that exists then this is the gift for her! It’s an even funnier gift if you get down on one knee first! We do not accept complaints that this prank idea got you slapped in the face. You should have been able to predict that.

Fits In Your Pocket Or On A Keychain

This is the joke that you can take with you wherever you go. If you put this on your key ring, you’ll never have to utter the sentence “anybody got an opener?” Stick it in your pocket and bring it with you to any party. You will always be ready to crack a brew and crack wise with this funny bottle opener.

This Bottle Opener Isn’t Expensive

Some of the bottle openers on the market can really break the bank. This may be a diamond ring but that’s not what we are trying to accomplish with this. We know that a bottle opener is for fun and is going to see a lot of travel bruises when you drop your keys. That is why we keep our prices reasonable and the funny to the max! Put this in your pocket today and you can too!

Perfect For Wedding Goodie Bags!

These make for great stocking stuffers or goodie bag accessories. Everyone wonders what should go into a goodie bag for a wedding. This is a fantastic gift that is thematic, can be reused and will get a lot of use around the house. It is the kind of nicknack that sticks around, like a spouse.

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Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the 'Complete Orders' link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.

Shipping

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

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