Dirty Burger Poncho

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  • Keep the rain at bay!
  • Dirty burger poncho with a funny design!
  • Stay dry on the fly
  • Hilariously gross burger designs
  • Every concert kid needs one

Dirty Burger Ponchos Help You Stay Dry On The Fly

Rain comes and goes as it pleases. You can watch the weather channel but as the old joke goes, they never know what they're talking about. You just want to start making plans for your day but you don't know what to wear. You don't want to go out in too little but if the weather is nice, you don't want to lug around more than you need to carry. It is easy to feel stuck in this predicament, but luckily the poncho was invented! When you are out and you are trying to enjoy your day but a storm comes out and surprises you, throw this on! Keep dry on the fly and continue about your day. There is no reason for you to have to walk around in soggy clothes! This Dirty Burger Poncho will make it like you are wearing a body umbrella!

Your Love For Comedy Will Be Announced To The World!

There is no shame in loving a good laugh. Comedy is the great unifying force, if you can make somebody laugh, chances are you can be friends and live in peace. Sure jokes aren't always the best route in serious situations. However, if you are wearing a poncho, chances are you are doing something fun. If you have a poncho it usually means a concert, a gathering, an activity that is too good to give up on because of bad weather. Make new friends with a laugh, the first thing that they will see is your attire. This poncho will let them know that you came to have a good time and they will want to party with you!

Great Gift For Concert Lovers

Concerts are one of the most useful places for a poncho. By nature they need to be outside to allow for more people. So all of these people are just exposed to the elements. On a nice sunny day, that isn't so bad, however, if there is even a chance of rain, then this is the poncho that you need. Keep dry so that you don't have to leave early and waste the money you spent on your ticket. Concert tickets are never cheap and you want to get your money's worth. So saddle up with a poncho and bare down through the bad weather. When will you get to see this band next? Exactly!

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Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

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