Drum Stick Drink Stirrers

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$12.95
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Rock Out, Drink On

"The Road to Excess Leads to the Palace of Wisdom." A quote from the poet William Blake that has become the philosophy of the rockstar. I think it's safe to say that the rock and roll lifestyle goes hand-in-hand with drinking tons of hard alcohol. So we've taken that synergy one step farther and turned your ordinary, drab drink stirrer into a pair of headbanging drum sticks.

John Bonham, This One's For You

If you're a drummer who doesn't know John Bonham, then just get out of here right now. The infamous Led Zeppelin drummer passed away long ago, but no one forgets how he died: after downing forty measures of vodka. He could drink better than the best of them, and maybe if he had a pair of these he would've spaced out those drinks a little bit more, since he'd be too busy wailing away at his lowball glasses. Just don't rock out so hard that you shatter the crystal.

  • Includes 8 drum stick shaped plastic stirrers.
  • Will not instill you with the ghostly spirit of John Bonham

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