Emergency Toilet Paper Roll

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Emergency Toilet Rolls Save The Bidet!

One of the most horrifying social situations in the history of time is finishing your bathroom business and realizing you’re stranded without clean-up paper. What is the move? Do you awkwardly call for help? Worse yet; what if nobody is around to help? Do you pull your pants up and go on the most disgusting hunt ever? Flush all your worries down the pipe with emergency toilet rolls!

A Necessary Back-Up For Any Self-Respecting Person

Cleaning up after toilet tasks is something that you need to do alone. Most problems in the world you could stand to ask for help with, but this one needs to be handled in house. Make sure that you will never have another embarrassing moment with Emergency Toilet Rolls. The best gift you can give to anybody who owns a toilet. A hilarious gift that anybody will appreciate. No more crappy gifts!

  • Toilet paper for the worst situations
  • Never get stuck on the pot again
  • No more walks of shame
  • No more calling for help
  • Handle your business in house

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