Eye Chart XXL Drinking Flask

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  • XXL size (64 fl. oz.), not a pocket flask
  • Funny drinking flask with eye chart decal
  • Perfect for an emergency drink
  • Loosen up wherever you go
  • Color: Black/White

Can’t You See How Great This Eye Chart Flask Is?

When you step your game up from normal sized flasks to XXL sized ones, you have taken your drinking to the next level. Not many can follow in your booze soaked, zig zagging footsteps. This is probably because anyone who tagged along with you helped drink this 64 fl. oz. juggernaut of a flask and you’ve probably lost them by now. The fantastic feature of the eye chart flask is in the name. The eye chart itself has a hilarious message if you read it all the way through. If you don’t have the ability to do that, just make sure you can read the top few lines. Test the old vision before you make any important decisions.

This Flask Is For Hardcore Drinkers Only

This isn’t a gift you give your grandmother. Unless Nana likes to polish off a bottle of Jack a day, this is a gift for you hard partying friends. The ones that would know what to do with 64 fl. oz. of hard liquor and how to have fun with it. If any of them decide they feel like wandering off to go home, give them the eye test imprinted on the flask. This will let you know how many makeshift beds to put together.

How Many Shots Can You Take?

Have fun with a little science experiment; How long will it take before you can’t read the eye chart? Get a group of friends together and see who passes out on the journey. This may be the opposite of the intended effect of the eye chart but it’ll be a lot of fun. “OMG I’m So Wasted I Can’t Even Read What This Says” It’s like a giant, hilarious Mad Lib!

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