Fart Alert Sound Machine

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A Hysterical Sound Machine That Warns You to Breathe Through Your Mouth

We all have that one person in our lives who either loves farting or just simply can't stop. Hey, it's a part of life, but some people really need to cork it at times because the smell is putrid and the noise they make when they toot is horrifying. This is the spirit behind our Fart Alert Sound Machine, which simultaneously celebrates and warns people about the art of the fart. This motion-activated machine goes off whenever somebody walks by, with 8 funny sayings, including:

  • Fart With Possible Follow Thru In Area ... Stay Away!
  • Accident Ahead! Damaged Underwear! Please Detour Immediately!
  • (Horns) Ass Blast Measuring 8.5 On The Rector Scale!
  • (Horns) Fart Flavored Air In Room - Evacuate Immediately! (Fart & Gasp)
  • (Multiple Fart Sounds) Sphincter Song Being Played! Disperse The Crowd! Call In The Paramedics!
  • Exploding Ass In The Room, Run For Your Lives!!
  • (Sirens) Warning! Ass Volcano Erupting Violently! Move To Safer Ground!
  • (Fart & Horns) Fart Detected! Maintain Safe Distance! Repeat, Fart Detected!

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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

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