Faster! Faster! Turtle Sex Salt & Pepper Shakers

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  • - Salt and pepper shakers featuring two turtles having a very good time!
  • - Keep it on the table or on display in your kitchen!
  • - Got a thing for turtles? These shakers are sure to add some spice to your kitchen!
  • - Looks like the aftermath to the Tortoise and the Hare.
  • - Salt and pepper shakers.


Who Knew That Turtles Could Be So Sexy?

So two turtles moved into your kitchen the other day. Yeah, a turtle couple. Recently married. They say Mr. Turtle is some sort of marathon winner. Hard to believe, right? Well, he sure seems happy, with his turtle wife and their turtle home. Where are they living? Well, on your kitchen table, actually. You know how turtles are. Wait… They’re doing WHAT behind the sugar bowl? Oh Lord. What’s that she’s shouting? … “Faster! Faster!” Who knew a turtle could move so fast? Marathon winner turtles... go figure. Meet the Faster! Faster! Turtle Sex Salt & Pepper Shakers, depicting a loving turtle couple in mid-coitus. It’s a sexy scene to be seen, and is sure to cause one SHELL of a good time in your kitchen!

Whoever Said “Slow And Steady Wins The Race” Anyway?

The Faster! Faster! Turtle Sex Salt & Pepper Shakers are a funny addition to any kitchen. Regardless of your own nocturnal activities, your friends and family might just do a double take when they see these turtles at their play. You might wonder why they’re so shameless in their play – but when you see the smiles on both their faces, your befuddlement will ebb away. There’s nothing like seeing a truly happy couple, and Mr. and Mrs. Turtle are the exemplary married couple! So for a light-hearted, innocent set of kitchen accessories, why not invite the turtles over for dinner? Set up the Faster! Faster! Turtle Sex Salt & Pepper Shakers today!

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